A collection of ridiculous, over the top fear-mongering articles on global warming

Maasanova
I decided to make a list of some of the most outlandish articles from mainstream media sources that have tried to convince us that the world will end unless we combat this imaginary, contrived crisis called global warming. This list is by no means conclusive and if anyone would like to contribute an article to this list please feel free to leave it in a comment box.
Snowfalls are now a thing of the past
Climate change pushes poor women to prostitution
Eating kangaroos could help fight global warming: scientist
UN says eat less meat to curb global warming
EU to ban inefficient fridges and TVs in global-warming battle
UN Chief: Global warming caused Darfur genocide
Schwarzenegger set to ban ‘energy-guzzling’ big screen TVs
Global warming as dangerous as war
Ted Turner: Global warming could lead to cannibalism
Enhanced ‘greenhouse effect’ causes global warming
Climate change causes birds to lay eggs early
‘Contraception cheapest way to combat climate change’
Limit families to two children ‘to combat climate change’
Global warming pushes polar bears to cannibalism (Note: Media routinely recycles polar bear cannibalism story)
Shrinking Ice Turns Polar Bears To Cannibalism
Gore calls Myanmar cyclone a ‘consequence’ of global warming
Green Party leader compares climate scepticism to Holocaust denial live on BBC Radio
John Kerry: We can’t ignore the security threat from climate change
Global warming to fuel rise in asthma, malaria
Now the Pentagon tells Bush climate change will destroy us
Fat people cause global warming
Scientists: Humans ‘very likely’ cause global warming
Global warming could increase terrorism, official says
ABC website tells kids when they should die
Climate change causes health concerns
Global warming causes 300,000 deaths a year, says Kofi Annan thinktank
Climate change causes 315,000 deaths a year-report
Climate change ’causes conflict’
Global warming causing extinction!
Global warming skeptics are like Holocaust deniers
Al Gore: Climate crisis more dire than terrorism
Bill Clinton: Global warming bigger threat than terrorism
Global warming will increase threat of war
Climate change causing mental illness
Study: Climate change is making many plants and animals smaller
Poison ivy, now with stronger poison due to global warming New
Defense science panel: climate a national security threat New
Global warming blamed for dead trees in Africa New
Global warming causing shark hybrids New
Carbon dioxide driving fish crazy New
Global warming linked to mental illness New
Threatened by global warming, glaciers now under attack from ice thieves New
Global Warming blamed for increase of Major League Baseball home runs New
Mammoths farts contributed to global warming New
Media’s failure to address global warming is driving Al Gore crazy New
Only 50 Months Left to Save The Earth From Global Warming New
Obama: Carbon ‘Eating Our Planet,’ Climate Change ‘Not a Hoax’ New


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