A collection of ridiculous, over the top fear-mongering articles on global warming
Maasanova
I decided to make a list of some of the most outlandish articles from mainstream media sources that have tried to convince us that the world will end unless we combat this imaginary, contrived crisis called global warming. This list is by no means conclusive and if anyone would like to contribute an article to this list please feel free to leave it in a comment box.
Snowfalls are now a thing of the past
Climate change pushes poor women to prostitution
Eating kangaroos could help fight global warming: scientist
UN says eat less meat to curb global warming
EU to ban inefficient fridges and TVs in global-warming battle
UN Chief: Global warming caused Darfur genocide
Schwarzenegger set to ban ‘energy-guzzling’ big screen TVs
Global warming as dangerous as war
Ted Turner: Global warming could lead to cannibalism
Enhanced ‘greenhouse effect’ causes global warming
Climate change causes birds to lay eggs early
‘Contraception cheapest way to combat climate change’
Limit families to two children ‘to combat climate change’
Global warming pushes polar bears to cannibalism
Shrinking Ice Turns Polar Bears To Cannibalism (Note: Media routinely recycles polar bear cannibalism story)
Gore calls Myanmar cyclone a ‘consequence’ of global warming
Green Party leader compares climate scepticism to Holocaust denial live on BBC Radio
John Kerry: We can’t ignore the security threat from climate change
Global warming to fuel rise in asthma, malaria
Now the Pentagon tells Bush climate change will destroy us
Fat people cause global warming
Scientists: Humans ‘very likely’ cause global warming
Global warming could increase terrorism, official says
ABC website tells kids when they should die
Climate change causes health concerns
Global warming causes 300,000 deaths a year, says Kofi Annan thinktank
Climate change causes 315,000 deaths a year-report
Climate change ’causes conflict’
Global warming causing extinction!
Global warming skeptics are like Holocaust deniers
Al Gore: Climate crisis more dire than terrorism
Bill Clinton: Global warming bigger threat than terrorism
Global warming will increase threat of war
Climate change causing mental illness New
Study: Climate change is making many plants and animals smaller New
Poison ivy, now with stronger poison due to global warming New
Defense science panel: climate a national security threat New
Global warming blamed for dead trees in Africa New
Global warming causing shark hybrids New
Carbon dioxide driving fish crazy New
Threatened by global warming, glaciers now under attack from ice thieves New
Oh terrible news! Poison Ivy plants flourishing from too much carbon dioxide!
Isn’t it incredible, there’s almost no news on the war and nobody’s ever talking about the military complex and their impact. Depleted Uranium and all. And isn’t their more deforestation going on now more than ever? No, we hear about new light bulbs. I wish it was a different world and I could walk down a few blocks here in Vancouver and slap that david suzuki. I hear he’s speaking tomorrow at the Occupy rally at the library square here. What a joke. No violence, right, with ya, but we need to get mad before it’s gonna get better.
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/06/27/poison-ivy-now-with-stronger-poison/
…How rude, I could’ve at least thanked you for your work with this list. By the list, it looks hilarious, so thanks.
Sorry just approved your other comment thanks for reading
Poison Ivy spiked by global warming-caused Co2?
Or dear God, whatever will we do for summers now?
Ok I added your submission. Please do drop by again if you’ve got anymore Todd.
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