Under The Radar Media

A collection of ridiculous, over the top fear-mongering articles on global warming

Posted in Uncategorized by maasanova on November 28, 2009


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Under The Radar Media

I decided to make a list of some of the most outlandish articles from mainstream media sources that have tried to convince us that the world will end unless we combat this imaginary, crisis called global warming/climate change/climate disruption/extreme weather. Links to the articles are posted from newest to oldest (Snowfalls are now a thing of the past). This list is by no means conclusive and is continually updated. Anyone who would like to contribute an article to this list please feel free to leave it in a comment box.

World’s Water Plants Threatened By Global Warming New

Prehistoric Man Blamed For Causing Global Warming New

Global Warming May Force Humans to Evolve With Gills and Webbed Feet New

Meat And Dairy Production Cause Global Warming New

Clean Air May Cause Global Warming New

World’s Water Plants Threatened By Global Warming New

Winter Floods in Britain Blamed on Global Warming New

Slowing of the Earth’s Rotation Blamed on Global Warming New (another recycled story)

‘Warm Nights’ Caused By Global Warming Will Make Plants Flood The Atmosphere With Carbon

Rise In Appetites For Meat Blamed on Dangerous Global Warming

Global Warming Will Deprive Us of Oxygen

Global Warming Could Drive 100 Million People Into Poverty by 2030

Rise In Animal Diseases Blamed on Global Warming

Global Warming Will Make Major Cities Uninhabitable By 2100

Global Warming Already Blamed For Next Refugee Crisis

Global Warming Blamed For Possible Global Food Insecurity

Obama Blames Rise of Extremism on Global Warming

‘Risky’ Geoengineering May Be Needed to Stop Global Warming

President Obama Blames America For Globus Warming

Huffington Post Declares Paris Climate Conference is ‘Last Chance to Save the World’

Senator Bernie Sanders Blames Terrorism on Global Warming

Global Warming a Factor in Stronger Hurricanes

Teens Are Suing the U.S. Government Over Global Warming

Poll: 27% of Democrats Want Global Warming Doubters Prosecuted

Global warming could make sharks ‘smaller and less aggressive’

Miami Beach Under Threat From Global Warming

Global Warming Will Submerge Major Cities

Lack of Sex Blamed on Global Warming (mp3)

Increased Number of Shark Attacks Blamed on Global Warming

Halloween Pumpkins Cause Global Warming

Global Warming Blamed For Delaying New England’s Fall Foliage Season

Global Warming Increases Risk of Legionnaires Disease

President Obama Warns of Planet Beyond Repair, Submerged Countries in Hysterical Speech From Alaska (mp3) 

French Foreign Minister’s ‘500 Days Before Climate Chaos’ Prediction from May 2014 Fails to Materialize

European Migrant Crisis blamed on Global Warming (mp3)

Global Warming Blamed For 2015 Texas Floods, Drought in California

Former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan Suggests Consumers Eat Insects to Fight Global Warming

Global Warming Blamed For Respiratory Illnesses, Cardiovascular Disease, and Heat-Related Deaths

President Obama Blames Global Warming for Daughter’s Asthma Attack

Cyclone Pam Destroys Pacific Archipelago Nation of Vanuatu; Global Warming Blamed

Despite Record Low Temperatures and Snowfalls Global Warming Promoters Claim Winter 2015 Was Warmest on Record Global Warming Blamed 

Global Warming Promoters on Twitter Blame Hawaii Winter Blizzard on Global Warming

Beavers Blamed For Causing Global Warming

Feminist Blogger Amanda Marcotte Claims That ‘Evil’ David Koch is Trying to Trick People to Believe Global Warming Isn’t Real

Global Warming Promoters Claim Global Warming is Bad For Health

Australian Global Warming Promoter Prof Penny Sackett in 2009: “The planet has just five years to avoid disastrous global warming”  (Five years has come and gone)

Maryland Pastors Agree To Preach Global Warming To Avoid Rain Tax 

Growing Evidence That Global Warming is the Cause of Crazy Winters New (Another recycled story)

Global Warming Is Blamed For Lake-Effect Snows 

Global Warming Blamed For 50% Increase of Lightning Strikes That Haven’t Even Happened Yet 

Global Warming Blamed For Colder Winters

Global Warming A Greater Threat Than ISIS and Radical Islam

Global Warming Blamed For Ebola and Enterovirus D68 Outbreaks

Global Warming Was Blamed For Spread of Ebola in 2006

Global Warming Blamed For Melting Ice Causing Mass Walrus Gathering  (Another recycled story – Originally reported September 2009)

Global Warming Blamed For ‘Volcano Season’

Global Warming Blamed For Weakening of Earth’s Gravity

Global Warming Blamed for 2013 Australian Heat Wave

Global Warming Threatens Wolverine Habitat

Mysterious Siberian Crater Could Be Caused By Global Warming (Another recycled story – Originally reported May 2013)

Global Warming Blamed For Making Australian Shiraz Less Alcoholic, Winemaker Says

Global Warming Possibly Blamed for Bay Area Seagull Invasion (Another recycled story – Scientists are unable to say for certain whether population surge is due to climate change or a shortage of predators)

Global Warming Blamed For World War II Corpses Washing Up On Beaches

Columbia University Is Spending Millions Of Tax Dollars On Fake Global Warming Death-Scenario Voicemails

Promoter of 1975 Global Cooling Theory Now Claims He Was Incorrect; Earth Is Now Experiencing Global Warming

Top Global Warming Promoter Claims Humans Racing Towards Cannibalism at ‘Ridiculous Speed;’ May Even Have To Eat The Dead

U.S. Historic Landmarks Threatened By Global Warming

Terrifying ‘New Math’ Explains Global Warming

Global Warming Blamed For Himalayan Avalanches That Haven’t Even Happened Yet

 Global Warming Blamed For Worsening California Wildfires

Global Warming Now Said To Be Unstoppable

Global Warming Blamed For Problems With Sovereign Nation’s Creditworthiness

Holy Sh*t! Global Warming Apparently Causing Unstoppable Collapse of Major Glaciers

French Diplomat: Only 500 Days Left To Prevent Climate Chaos New (Countdown began Tuesday, May 13, 2014-mark your calendar for September 25, 2015)

Global Warming May Cause Mosquito-Borne Disease And Illnesses

Global Warming May Cause Extinction for the Musky Rat-Kangaroos in Australia

Global Warming May Starve Us By Lowering Nutrition in Food

Global Warming Will Make Food Less Nutritious

Global Warming Blamed For 2014 California Heat Wave, Drought

Global Warming Probably Caused Longer, More Potent Allergy Seasons

Global Warming Deemed Growing Security Threat by Military Researchers

We’re Running Out of Time to Stop Global Warming

China’s Pollution is Causing Global Warming in US

Jewish Global Waming Promoter Demands For “Deniers” to be Arrested

Volcanos Caused ‘Pause’ in Global Warming

Global Warming Is Making the World Sick

Global Warming May Cause Humans to Become Extinct

Global Warming Causes Crime

Nation Magazine Blames Typhoon Haiyan on Global Warming

UN Climate Chief’s Breaks Down Crying Over Global Warming

Wall Street Journal Meteorologist Breaks Down in Tears After Grim Climate-Change Report Made Him Cry; Now Considering a Vasectomy)

Global warming Blamed for Arab Spring Uprisings

Obama: Carbon ‘Eating Our Planet,’ Climate Change ‘Not a Hoax’

Only 50 Months Left to Save The Earth From Global Warming

Media’s failure to address global warming is driving Al Gore crazy

Mammoths farts contributed to global warming

Global Warming blamed for increase of Major League Baseball home runs

Threatened by global warming, glaciers now under attack from ice thieves

Global warming linked to mental illness

Carbon dioxide driving fish crazy

Global warming causing shark hybrids

Global warming blamed for dead trees in Africa

Defense science panel: climate a national security threat

Poison ivy, now with stronger poison due to global warming

Study: Climate change is making many plants and animals smaller

Climate change causing mental illness

Global warming will increase threat of war

Bill Clinton: Global warming bigger threat than terrorism

Al Gore: Climate crisis more dire than terrorism

Global warming skeptics are like Holocaust deniers

Global warming causing extinction!

Climate change ’causes conflict’

Climate change causes 315,000 deaths a year-report

Global warming causes 300,000 deaths a year, says Kofi Annan thinktank

Climate change causes health concerns

Interactive Website Tells Children How Much Global Warming They Can Produce and When They Should Die

Global warming could increase terrorism, official says

Scientists: Humans ‘very likely’ cause global warming

Fat people cause global warming

Pentagon tells Bush climate change will destroy us

Global warming to fuel rise in asthma, malaria

John Kerry: We can’t ignore the security threat from climate change

Green Party leader compares climate scepticism to Holocaust denial live on BBC Radio

Gore calls Myanmar cyclone a ‘consequence’ of global warming

Shrinking Ice Turns Polar Bears To Cannibalism

Global warming pushes polar bears to cannibalism (Note: Media routinely recycles polar bear cannibalism story)

Limit families to two children ‘to combat climate change’

‘Contraception cheapest way to combat climate change’

Climate change causes birds to lay eggs early

Enhanced ‘greenhouse effect’ causes global warming

Ted Turner: Global warming could lead to cannibalism (Note: Media routinely hypes recycled human cannibalism story)

Global warming as dangerous as war

Schwarzenegger set to ban ‘energy-guzzling’ big screen TVs

UN Chief: Global warming caused Darfur genocide

EU to ban inefficient fridges and TVs in global-warming battle

UN says eat less meat to curb global warming

Eating kangaroos could help fight global warming: scientist

Climate change pushes poor women to prostitution

Only 100 Months To Stop Irreversible Global Warming Disaster (Note: Article date August 1, 2008)

Snowfalls are now a thing of the past

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  1. Todd said, on October 22, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Oh terrible news! Poison Ivy plants flourishing from too much carbon dioxide!

    Isn’t it incredible, there’s almost no news on the war and nobody’s ever talking about the military complex and their impact. Depleted Uranium and all. And isn’t their more deforestation going on now more than ever? No, we hear about new light bulbs. I wish it was a different world and I could walk down a few blocks here in Vancouver and slap that david suzuki. I hear he’s speaking tomorrow at the Occupy rally at the library square here. What a joke. No violence, right, with ya, but we need to get mad before it’s gonna get better.


  2. Todd said, on October 22, 2011 at 10:05 am

    …How rude, I could’ve at least thanked you for your work with this list. By the list, it looks hilarious, so thanks.

  3. maasanova said, on October 22, 2011 at 7:47 pm

    Sorry just approved your other comment thanks for reading

  4. maasanova said, on October 24, 2011 at 3:20 am

    Poison Ivy spiked by global warming-caused Co2?

    Or dear God, whatever will we do for summers now?

    Ok I added your submission. Please do drop by again if you’ve got anymore Todd.

  5. alfazedz said, on September 25, 2012 at 12:59 am

    Did global warming cause the collapse of a Minnesota bridge? (It’s truly a wonder that bridges in Arizona last a single summer)


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